This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
I wasn’t lying
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
Russia is like a live action Grand Theft Auto
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
I fucking love this movie
The worst person alive
I love me